Konami's Disappointing Gamer's Night... For Wii
Let's start off with a game that really captures how Konami feels about the Wii. DDR Hottest Crappiest Kiddie Party 2. In spite of the fact that there is a completely normal DDR game coming to the PS2 (DDR X), that they can easily port to the Wii Konami feels that the Wii needs a dumbed down version. Stupid kid friendly characters, crappy cover songs and gimmick steps round out this piece of shit sequel to a piece of shit game that never should have gotten a sequel in the first place. Put a real DDR game on the Wii or f*ck off.
Our next game apparently comes to us via time machine from the year 2001. The game is called Lost in Blue and... that's all I care to know about it really. It's disgusting how anyone can think this is acceptable quality for a game these days.
The pic above is from Rock Band... the game Konami is trying to rip-off with their newly announced... wait for it... Rock Revolution. Konami's game comes complete with expensive peripherals that no one will buy because their closet is already full of Rock Band and Guitar Hero peripherals and it just costs too much damn money. The best part is that the Wii version doesn't have any peripherals, and we all know how great shaking the wiimote in the air worked for games like Boogie and Battle of the Bands.
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The missing picture above corresponds to the absence of a Castlevania Wii announcement. We know they made a DS game with connectivity to a Wii Castlevania game and they keep hinting at it so just announce the damn thing already. A Castlevania game is probably the only decent game their intellectually bankrupt company will make for the Wii and they really needed to show it off.
After Wiiware launched on Monday with a slew of creative, great looking games big companies like Konami should be utterly ashamed of themselves.
