EA Announces Dumbed Down Wii Brand of Sports Games. Yay!
EA is all about the dolla bills yall and nothing spells money like shitty dumbed down Wii games... At least that's how EA sees it. Now instead of their regular sports franchises EA is launching an all new Wii specific brand called All-Play which will be specifically dumbed down shit for the Wii. As Peter Moore puts it:
It's like how swimming pools have a deep end and a shallow end. EA Sports has really only built a swimming pool with a deep end. It's intimidating for a lot of people to jump right in the deep end. With All-Play, we're building a shallow end.
Yeah, those damn Wii gamers and their inability to swim. Thank God EA is around to provide us poor Wii gamers with shallow kiddie pools to wade in. I don't know what we'd do if we didn't have companies like EA specifically making dumbed down games for us poor, stupid Wii gamers.
Fuck you EA. Fuck you.
Wow, that quote is terrible. i would expect somthing more genious from a
multimillion dollar company.
